" flying dutchman "

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

  * e.g.,  ... The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman. 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: a dutch man on an airplane.

  * e.g.,  ... man 1: hey is that guy dutch? man 2: yeah and hes on the plane.. man 1: haha hes a flying dutchman 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.

  * e.g.,  ... Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours! 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed

  * e.g.,  ... I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me. 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: wrap up fart within blanket; then toss it

  * e.g.,  ... When the dutch oven has become too commonplace, rely on the flying dutchman to get your point across. 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.

  * e.g.,  ... Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno. 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.

  * e.g.,  ... DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman. 

 [ "flying dutchman" ]

1: to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven

  * e.g.,  ... she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman 

 [ "Flying Dutchman" ]

1: When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.

  * e.g.,  ... You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman! 

 [ "Flying Dutchman" ]

1: #1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

  * e.g.,  ... Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!! 

 [ "Flying Dutchman" ]

2: #2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

 [ "Flying Dutchman" ]

3: #3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.